I can never eat that again…

I am not particularly picky about food.  I like what I like, and I tend to like healthy food selections, but I’ll try just about anything.

But there are some things that I love.  Like pecan pie.

Well, I loved pecan pie.  Until today.  This is why.

I was craving a nice piece of pecan pie, and there is this little place kind-of near my house that has superb pecan pie.  Let’s put it this way… it’s worth the drive.  I ordered my lone piece of pie at the take-out counter.  The lady behind the counter cut me a nice slice from an almost-whole pie as she asked if I wanted it with whipped cream.

“No, thanks,” I answered.

She put the pie slice on the counter and reached for a take-out container.

Someone behind me ordered something.  The take-out lady asked a question about the order.  I don’t remember what the order was because my mind went blank and my taste buds wilted as a big bubble of spit flew from the take-out lady’s mouth and landed on my naked pecan pie.

I stared at the bubble of spit as it disappeared into my pie.

All of my senses ceased.  I didn’t hear the snap of the take-out container or the normally friendly sound of the paper bag my order went into.  I couldn’t feel my fingers handing over the money.  I couldn’t smell the delectable aromas that envelop the restaurant.  I couldn’t see beyond that bubble of spit that melted into the pecan pie that sat inside the container inside the paper bag.

I couldn’t speak when the take-out lady handed me the bag.  I simply took it, walked to my car, drove home, walked to my trash bin and threw the take-out bag away.

I don’t think I will ever be able to eat a piece of pecan pie again.  Ever.

Am I being overly dramatic?

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10 Comments

  1. 6.24.09
    Erin said:

    Not at all because I’m now thinking I’ll never eat pecan pie again, and I LOVE it. Just had a piece on Sunday from a place by us that has superb pecan pie and is worth the drive.
    Did she seriously not notice that she spit!? Because I notice when I’m talking and spitting, especially when around food.

  2. 6.24.09
    Heather said:

    Eww. That’s disgusting! No, you are not being dramatic at all….of course, this is coming from a pregnant woman and it takes nothing to ruin me on a food these days!

  3. 6.24.09
    Wyldceltic1 said:

    MY question(s) would be:
    a. Why the he** did you pay for it?
    B. Why did you ACCEPT the damn pie?
    C. Not say a thing about it?

    You have a mouth, USE IT. IMO, You haven’t a soul to blame but you. I don’t know about public service people… Okay, she drooled too… Maybe they need a mask? LOL!

  4. 6.25.09
    Connie said:

    Yes

  5. 6.25.09
    Connie said:

    Well, unless you plan on not eating in any restaurant, ever again.

    (You can always make your own, spit-free pecan pie).

  6. 6.25.09

    I would have been upset too, but I also wouldn’t have taken it. I would have asked for a new piece or said I changed my mind, but I’m also not nearly as nice as you are.

  7. 6.25.09
    Chrissy said:

    How disgusting! I don’t know what I would have done. Although I agree with Connie – stick to your own spit-free pie. Actually, if I saw it happen, I might be more apt to eat pie (although likely from somewhere else!) than if I had taken it home and found hair in it or something, in which case I would always be worried when I ordered pie!

  8. 6.25.09
    Emily said:

    I had a similar incident with some cinnamon toast as a kid (20 years later, I still shudder when I think about it). I’ve never eaten it since.

  9. 6.30.09
    Chrissy said:

    Oh, gosh! That is enough to make anyone lose their appetite! How unfortunate! 🙁

    I suppose this is why I’m always a bit worried when we eat anything that doesn’t come from our garden or our kitchen! LOL! Now I’m being dramatic, eh? 😉

  10. 7.3.09
    Poppy said:

    Not overly dramatic. In time you will be able to eat it again. But, please, make it yourself. 🙂

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