This is pretty simple.
This is for the woman I saw yesterday at Dunkin’ Donuts around 2PM with her (I would say… about 5 year old) daughter…
If you’re going to wear white jeans.
Do NOT wear black underwear with them.
Short and sweet.
Plain and simple.
…unless you’re a “lady of the night” in which case I hear it’s actually good for business.
One of the many reasons you should not wear white jeans… However, black underwear is always welcome.
Oh that’s just awful!
i didn’t realize it was memorial day yet ;o)
That is just too funny! I actually had to read it out loud to my husband who said, “Yeah, that ain’t right!” Thanks for the laugh 🙂
Last summer, I was at the Public Library in our town, and in walks this woman (about 55) wearing white shorts with RED underwear! And, bikini, at that! OMG!
Haha. Oh my! How do people still not understand that? So sad, but sometimes people just need it spelled out for them…kindly, but firmly. 🙂