Dear Kohler,

Dear Kohler,

I am the grandmother of 7 grandsons.

Count ’em. 7. Andrew is 5. Jake is 4. William is 3. Alexander is 2. Benjamin is 1. Henry is 12 weeks. And Dylan is 6 weeks.

That’s a lotta… how can I say this delicately… pee.

Yesterday is a wonderful example of this “stream” of boys. My husband (Grandpa) and I had 5 of the boys at our home for breakfast. This means milk, juice, water, and more milk, juice and water. And all of these liquid refreshments translate into lots of… well, pee. And there seems to be nothing so great and adventurous as all crowding into the bathroom together to “go.”

So this morning I got online to research kid-friendly toilets and accessories, and found your Kohler K-4732 Elongated Closed Front Solid Plastic Seat With Quiet Close, Child and Adult Sizes, and Cover From The Transitions Collection. Ah… that’s a toilet-full!

This K-4732 seems like a great product for a visit-full of grandsons, and I will be ordering one.

But, by the way, you don’t happen to have a hydraulic toilet that goes up and down depending upon how tall or short these little grandsons are, do you? You know, all they would need to do is push a little foot pedal on the floor to adjust the height of the toilet? That would sure help around my house.

Think about Grandpa and me as your designers and engineers hit the drawing room with the plans for the HK-7G (Hydraulic Kohler-7Grandsons). I’ll be waiting here with all my little guys for the test runs.

Most sincerely,

Grandma Sharon

Dear Kohler, was last modified: February 9th, 2010 by Sharon Couto
SHOWHIDE Comments (4)
  1. I don’t envy your bathroom cleaning duties! I have all girls, so the mess in the bathroom is from wet towels and lots and lots of hair.

  2. I love your way of thinking! I think I definitely need these for my bathrooms. Want to talks lots of pee? UGH! Yes, I know you know!

Dear Kohler, was last modified: February 9th, 2010 by Sharon Couto